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released October 13, 2014

© Space Station Disco Records™ 2011
Original Release Date 05/12/11.
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Chaos Is Order Yet Undeciphered

Genre: Pffff...No Ta.

Record label: Space Station Disco

Current Location: House Of Reeves - LondonSouth

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Track Name: Attention!
Soap Company...Going Loco
Wear A Gorilla Suit
Wear A Little Dog Under Your Arm Like A Purse
Shoot Pandas For Sport
Vandalise A Banksy
I Love Wearing Short Skirts
Express Your Individuality By Being Part Of A Large Gang
Just Put It On Expenses, Yeah?
Write Three Autobiographies Before You Turn 30
I May Be A Bitch, But I’m Not Your Bitch
I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
Have Opinions Of Your Own, But Don't Always Agree With Them
Breed As Much As You Can, But Don’t Pay For Them
Remember…You Are A Brand
Allow Financial Institutions To Advise You How To Be Careful With Money
Don’t' Compare
Remember…If You Don’t Succeed, You Run The Risk Of Failure
Vampires Are The New Black
Be Famous For Being Famous
Say That The Most Loving Thing To Do Is To Share Your Bed With Someone Whatever Their Age
Saying Sorry "Always" Works These Days
Get A Laser Pen And Shine It In A Pilots Eye
Pull A Hippies Hair
Only Smoke In Hospitals
Talk Loudly When People Are Reading Out Poetry
Use The Words Chillax, Edutainment, Staycation And Infomercial On A Daily Basis
Stop Talking In 'Upspeak'
This Year I’ll Make One Point Five Million Pounds In Bonuses
Send Pictures Of Your Cock To Ex-Girlfriend’s Boyfriends
Don’t Even Get In The Pool To Piss In It
If You Are Surplus To Requirements, Tell Everyone For Sympathy
You Can Be Dumb, But Not Stupid
Say “Im’ma Let You Finish”...Then Don’t
Fall Out Of The Sky On To An Old Lady's Head
Blow Up A Space Shuttle
Study At Stage School But Only Sing Your Own Songs
Synchronize Your Breakdown With The Release Of Product
The Larger You Fail, The Bigger The Reward
War Is Costly, But, Be Assured, There Is Profit To Be Made As Well
Always Make Sure Your Tracksuit Is Clean Before You Take Lie Detector Tests
Get A Tattoo On Your Face, It’s Very Good For Distracting The Fact That You’re A Rapist
Become A Guru
Be So Convinced Of Your Own God Given Talent
You Can Show Up Three Hours Late To Every Show
Try To Get Arrested For Drug Possession At Least Once A Week
Septums Are For Pussies
I’ll Shop In Tesco’s In The Fucking Nude If I Want To
Inform A Pavement Cyclist He's Breaking The Law
Use Your Endearing Illiteracy As A Selling Point
No Underwear Is Too Brief
Send Death Threats To Anyone Who Doesn’t Like Your Hat
Refer To Yourself In The Third Person
My Dad Fed The World
Make Sure People On Public Transport Can Hear What Good Taste In Music You Have
Throw A Haggis At The Prime Minister
Get A Designer Vagina
Switch On To Any TV Channel & The Chances I Am There Are At Least 30%
I’m 12, And When I Grow Up, I Want To Be A Glamour Model
Attention!

Perfect Is What I am Am, A Superman For Any Jam.
I’m The Man On The Calendar, The man On The Skates.
The King Of The Jungle, All The Rest Are Apes.
You’d Better Not Just Stop And Stare…
But Let Me Guide You Out Of Your Underwear.
You’ve Seen Me On The Posters And On TV…
But Never Forget ‘I’m The One For Me’…
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I’m The One For Me
I Know You; Didn’t You Used To Be In Hollyoaks?
Bollocks!

These Are Ways To Get Attention!...These Are Ways To Get Attention!
These Are Ways To Get Attention!...These Are Ways To Get Attention!

Yeah, I Think I Can Dance
I’ve Written A Book, But I Didn’t Actually Write The Book
Pout Desperately At The Camera When It’s Not Your Turn To Speak
Feel Your Best When You Are Happy
When I Shaved My Hair Off, I Made Out I Had Cancer
Throw Yourself Down The Largest Flight Of Stairs You Can Find….

Hello? Hello? Can You Hear Me?...Is This Teenage Jesus?
This is A Logistical Nightmare…Did You Hear Me?
This Is Teenage Jesus
Could Be Shouting Loud, And Saying Something
If This Is Teenage Jesus
(Did You Hear Me?)
You Could Be Shouting Loud, And Saying Something
Yes, I Think I Can Dance…I Started Vietnam
Remember…You Are A Brand
Did You Hear Me? I Started Vietnam

Because What Is Said, And What Is Done…
Remain Remains… Remain Remains
What Is Said, And What Is Done…
Remain Remains… Remain Remains

I Once Sold London Bridge To An American Tourist
I Faked My Own Death
Be Omnipresent In Lingerie Adverts
Do' Fall Asleep At The Wheel
I Always Go To The Front Of Queues, I Am More Important
I’d Rather Be Dead Than Singing ‘Satisfaction’ When I’m Forty-Five
Lead Your Country To War Because God Told You To
Democracy Means Having A Starbucks On Every Street
Crying On TV Will Help Me Win Peoples Hearts And Minds
A Cheap Workforce Is A Happy Workforce
These Are Ways To Get Attention!
Drink As Much Of Other People’s Booze As You Possibly Can At Every Party You Go To
Track Name: (I'll Be Your) Chrysanthemum
(I'll Be Your) Chrysanthemum -

Glow…

Rewind, Stop & Play

It’s Dark And It’s Really Warm, I’m Wearing Nothing But My Warp T-Shirt & Shorts

I Normally Dream Of Wires And Geometrics

Sometimes My Family, Sometimes Space, & Sometimes Death

I Need A Roller Coaster, But Only In My Head

I Spoke To My Friend Natsuki On The Telephone

In One Hour, She’ll Be Here With Something I Think May Be Just The Thing

Beautiful…
…So Beautiful

It’s Comforting To Know That I’m Going Back Awake

Don’t Know What The After-Effects May Be

But It’s Never Stopped Me Before

I’m Scared And Excited At The Same Time About Where We Are Going

Beautiful…
…So Beautiful

Beautiful…
…So Beautiful
Track Name: Heaven Is A Place Called Saturday Night
Heaven Is A Place Called Saturday Night, It Really Could Be You Boy
Turn Off, Tune Out, Drop In Tonight, Spinning In Your Wheel Boy

Costa, Krakatoa, And The Age Of Bombs, Give Me Something Nice Now
Had To Sell My Gold And I Think It’s Wrong, Don’t Believe It’s Right Now

It’s Another Saturday Night…It’s Another Saturday Night
It’s Another Saturday Night…It’s Another Saturday Night

Orange Skin So Tight, All Nipped And Tucked, A Slideshow Of Their Money
Mesmerised By Fame And The Scent Of Luck, Gulping Pepperoni

I’m Here To Make The Experts Feel They’re More Elite, Self-Appointed God Yeah
I Get To Tax My Brain If I’m Real Discreet, Staring Through The Tube Yeah

It’s Another Saturday Night…It’s Another Saturday Night
It’s Another Saturday Night…It’s Another Saturday Night
It’s Another Saturday Night…It’s Another Saturday Night

Worshipping The Average ‘Cos It’s In My Face, I’ve Given Up On Research
Settle For Advice On How To Change My Pace, Saturday Is My Church

The Legless Locomotion Cruises Past My Door, Leaves A Trail Of Crying
The Chaos Of The Pack And Its Satellites, Buying And Supplying

A Samba Made Of Gristle Scares Away A Fox, And All I See Are Sad Eyes
Running For The Cover Of The Undergrowth, Only Seeing Black Skies

So The End Of My Nose Is The End Of My World, Built To Keep Me Dozing
And The Natural Selection Going On Out There, Slowly Decomposing

There’s No Wit Or Love Or Care Or Sense, Displaying On The Dial Now
The Natural State Is Now One Of Defence, Why Don’t You Run Along Now?

Saturday
X36
Track Name: On My Way Home
Here We Go Looking For The Wind Of Change
But Is It All In My Mind?
Promise That We’re Gonna Have A Sweet Exchange
Make Everything Just Fine

Read About The Things That I Might Have Done
It’s All In The Past
Flew Up To Heaven, Tried To Kiss The Sun
Don’t Think I’ll Be The Last

I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now
I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now

I Try To Find The Path And Walk In Giant Steps
So As I Can Be Free
I’m Not In This For Everything That I Can Get
I’ll Give That Guarantee

I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now
I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now

Make You Understand The Universal Love
Seems To Be More Powerful Than Any Drug

I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now, I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now
I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now, I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now
I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now, I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now
I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now, I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now
I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now, I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now
I’m Living The Life Now…I’m Burning The Fire Now, I’m Gonna Get High Now…My Baby Don’t Cry Now

I Never Let Anyone Get In My Way, I’m On My Knees
I’m On My Way Home, I’m On My Way Home

I Never Let Anyone Get In My Way, I’m On My Knees
I’m On My Way Home, On My Way Home

I Never Let Anyone Get In My Way, I’m On My Knees
I’m Coming Home
Track Name: Selfish Cow
I Need This, It’s All About Attention And You Know Me
I Never Act My Age And You Can’t Show Me
My Reaction To The Popping Of The Prozac
I’ll Never Be That Down
Cos I’m A Winner, Don’t Nobody Forget That I’m A Princess
I’ve Even Got A Crown, It’s Got Two Horns On
I’m The Belle Of The Ball, On The Number 20 Bus

I Nearly Wet Myself Cause I’m So Into My Facebook
Sitting There All Night Until The Sun Comes Up
Refresh Refresh To Lay My Comments On My Friends Page
Putting Down My Wisdom, It Can Never Be Enough.
I Spread My Words Cos I Know You Want To Hear Them
Have To Do It Loud Incase You’re As Deaf As A Post
B.F.F L.O.L.
F.I.F L.O.L.

Here We Go Again And I’m In Your Face
What You Looking At, Do You Want A Piece Of Me?
Gotta Get Checked Out, Got A Lot To Say
What You Staring For? Want To Marry Me Today?
Here We Go Again If You Think You’re Right
Who Do You Think You Are? Do You Think You’re Better Then?
Don’t Tell Me What To Do Or Tell Me What To Say
I Go It Down Just Right And I Think I’ll Make You Pay

Got My Mates Round, Drunken Little Soiree Filling My Cup
I Look A Million Dollars In My Cake-Up
You Can Take Your Greedy Eyes And Paws Off Me

I’m Popular, Just Like No-one Else On My Street
Ask All My Friends Or Anyone You’ll Meet
I’m The Cat With The Cream And I’m Definitely The Queen Bee
It Don’t Matter As Long As You Are Looking At Me

Here We Go Again And I’m In Your Face
What You Looking At, Do You Want A Piece Of Me?
Gotta Get Checked Out, Got A Lot To Say
What You Staring For? Want To Marry Me Today?
Here We Go Again If You Think You’re Right
Who Do You Think You Are? Do You Think You’re Better Then?
Don’t Tell Me What To Do Or Tell Me What To Say
I Go It Down Just Right And I Think I’ll Make You Pay

Now I’m Not Trash, You Look At Me Like You’d Like To Bin Me
Get Out My Way Grandpa, Check Your Family Tree
You’re The One Who’s Gonna Be Going In The Ground First

I’m Always Right And I’ve Always Got The Answers
Too Cool For School And I Love Getting Plastered
I’m Loud And I’m Proud And I’m Always At The Centre
Doesn’t Matter If I’m Cruel, So What, Yeah, Whatever

Here We Go Again And I’m In Your Face
What You Looking At, Do You Want A Piece Of Me?
Gotta Get Checked Out, Got A Lot To Say
What You Staring For? Want To Marry Me Today?
Here We Go Again If You Think You’re Right
Who Do You Think You Are? Do You Think You’re Better Then?
Don’t Tell Me What To Do Or Tell Me What To Say
I Go It Down Just Right And I Think I’ll Make You Pay

Here We Go Again And I’m In Your Face
What You Looking At, Do You Want A Piece Of Me?
Gotta Get Checked Out, Got A Lot To Say
What You Staring For? Want To Marry Me Today?
Here We Go Again If You Think You’re Right
Who Do You Think You Are? Do You Think You’re Better Then?
Don’t Tell Me What To Do Or Tell Me What To Say
I Go It Down Just Right And I Think I’ll Make You Pay

Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh

Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh

OK, No Mistakes This Time You Watch….
Right, I Might Go Really “Peckham” Now…
Ready?...Are You Ready For The ‘Pukkaness’?
I Hate Posh People… I Hate Posh People
What Are You Laughing At?

Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh
Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh, Oh Oh
Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh, Oh Oh Oh Oh Ohhh

That Good Enough For Ya?

Cool Man…..
Track Name: You Used To Be My Therapy
I Used To Think You Were So Damn Cute
Well You Tasted Sweeter Than A Kiwi Fruit
And Now I’m Even Scared To Look At You
Well You’re Bitter And You’re Twisted And You’re All Askew

And To Think I Thought You’d Never Change
Well, You Changed But Didn’t Bother To Upgrade
There’s A Conflict Of Interests And Of Desire
Well I’m Wondering What It Was That Put Out Your Fire

You Used To Be My Therapy
But Now You’re Using Your Weaponry
To Rocket Launch Into My Life
And Liberate My Precious Time

You Take No Responsibility
For Starting Off Hostilities
You Brought The Trouble Right To My Door
You’ve Invaded Me In This Lover’s War

Maybe It’s About Time To Realise My Dreams
Well, You’re Always Asleep So Here’s Your Magic Beans
Coming From You That’s So Typical
It’s Just Like You To Be So Cynical

So Then It’s No Surprise We’ve Grown Apart
So Go On Jump Onto The Next Old Tart
You Sound Like Regret Is Not Your Thing
Well What Should I Do, Should I Stand Here Crying?

You Used To Be My Therapy
But Now You’re Using Your Weaponry
To Rocket Launch Into My Life
And Liberate My Precious Time
You Take No Responsibility
For Starting Off Hostilities
You Brought The Trouble Right To My Door
You’ve Invaded Me In This Lover’s War

Remember When We Used To Laugh Out Loud?
I’d Make That Face And You’d Make That Sound

I’d Make Your Hair Stand On It’s End
That’s Because You Were My Best Friend

You Used To Keep Me Safe And Warm
The First Time I Knew I’d Been Born

And Now It’s Suddenly Turned To Cold…
I Feel So Grey And I Feel So Old

You Used To Be My Therapy
But Now You’re Using Your Weaponry
To Rocket Launch Into My Life
And Liberate My Precious Time

You Take No Responsibility
For Starting Off Hostilities
You Brought The Trouble Right To My Door
You’ve Invaded Me In This Lover’s War

You Used To Be My Therapy
But Now You’re Using Your Weaponry
To Rocket Launch Into My Life
And Liberate My Precious Time
Track Name: Little Black Book
There’s Something Gotta Tell Ya
It Can’t Wait For Later
I’m Not Admiring Your Shoes
It Seems We’ve Got A Problem
There’s Someone We Both Know
And I’ve Been Finding Some Clues

Looking At Your Necklace And Mine…
They’re Almost The Same
And The Ring You’re Wearing, Snap
Must Be Part Of His Game

He’ll Never Spend The Weekend
He’s Elusive And Aloof
He Only Calls Me At Night
I’ve Never Met His Best Friend
He Says He Lives Abroad
He Says One Day I’ll Get An Invite

When He Takes Me Out
We’ll Drive, For Hours And Hours
Always Blowing Out
I Think, He’s Sent A Million Flowers

I Think I’ve Found Out
We’re Both In The Pages
Of His Little Black Book
Dirty Hound
He’s Been Playing Around
We’re On The End Of His Hook
We’ve Got To Close His Game Down
We’ve Got To Close His Game Down

Well He’s Always Looking Handsome
He Always Calls Me His Queen
And He Sometimes Gets My Name Wrong
And Completely Disappears
I’ve No Idea Where He’s Been

He’s Working At His Office So Late
He Says He’s Lost In Time
Lipstick On His Cheek, I’m Irate
I’ll Cut Him Off In His Prime

I Think I’ve Found Out
We’re Both In The Pages
Of His Little Black Book
Dirty Hound
He’s Been Playing Around
We’re On The End Of His Hook
We’ve Got To Close His Game Down
We’ve Got To Close His Game Down

We’ve Got The Evidence, He’s Bang To Rights
Resist The Temptation, To Punch Out His Lights
Gonna Make Him Squirm, Gonna Make Him Crawl
Gonna Make Him Sweat, Gonna Make Him Small

Well There’s One Thing That We’ve Figured Out
Mr DJ Man, Gonna Make You Shout
So Next Time You’re Playing Out To All Your Friends
One Jump Of The Needle And The Re-spect Ends

Now We’ve Got To Get Together
To Make This Man See Sense
I Think It’s Payback Day
And We’ve Gotta Hit This Player
Exactly Where It Hurts
Let’s Take His Playthings Away

Put A Scratch On All Of His Tunes
We’ll Show Him Who’s Boss
Let Him See Us Dancing Together
Realise What He’s Lost

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I Think I’ve Found Out
We’re Both In The Pages
Of His Little Black Book
Dirty Hound
He’s Been Playing Around
We’re On The End Of His Hook

We’ve Got To Close His Game Down

We’ve Got To Close His Game Down

The Cheating And The Lying
They Must Be Multiplying
Day By Day
And Are There Any Others Besides You And Me
In This Charade?

Cos I Think I’ve Found Out
We’re Both In The Pages
Of His Little Black Book
That Slimy Snake
He’s Been Playing Around
We’re On The End Of His Hook

We’ve Got To Close His Game Down

We’ve Got To Close His Game Down
Track Name: Independence Day
I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

Sweeter Than Marshmallow Pie

Bye Bye Bye

Independence Day

I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

I’ve Come From The Party And I’m Looking So Fine

Bye Bye Bye

Independence Day
Track Name: Danger!!
The Deep Red Power Of The Setting Sun.
Steam Rising In The Distance, It’s A New Day Won.
An Explosion Of The Green, Sitting Top Of The Hill.
And The Big Bang Of My Baby, We’ve Got Time To Chill.

The Helicopter’s Flying And It’s Buzzing My Roof.
There’s A Shadow In My Garden And It’s On The Hoof.
The Pop Pop And The Screaming, The Commotion Below.
Seems To Follow Me Around Everywhere I Go.

We’re Escaping The Danger.
From The Rage And The Hate.
The World Out There Will Amaze You.
And We’ll Leave Before It’s Too Late.

A Hundred Miles Of Nothing, As Below So Above.
Wide Big Open Spaces Overflowing With Love.
And I’m So High On Real Air, Think I’m Going Blind.
Bombarded With The Pure And I Feel So Fine…

Now It’s Metal On Metal, Big Industrial Whine.
Too Much Noise In This City All The Fucking Time.
And There’s Nowhere To Run, And There’s Nowhere To Hide.
And There’s Faces At My Window, Not Safe Inside…

We’re Escaping The Danger.
From The Rage And The Hate.
The World Out There Will Amaze You.
And We’ll Leave Before It’s Too Late.

We’re Escaping The Danger.
From The Rage And The Hate.
The World Out There Will Amaze You.
And We’ll Leave Before It’s Too Late.

Almost Too Much Information Everywhere I See.
It’s More Potent Than The Acid From The Apple Tree.
Everything Intended And Nothing Man Made.
My Sensory Perception, Feel It’s Time To Invade.

I’ve Got People In My Face, Twenty-Four Seven.
All Looking For Some Trouble While I’m Looking For Some Heaven.
They Give Me Wild-Eyed Stares And Amphetamine Smiles.
As I Fasten Up The Pace, As I Clock Up The Miles.

There’s Danger…There’s Danger
There’s Danger …There’s Danger

Now I’m Really At One With Everything That I See.
Never Go Back To The City, Wanna Always Be Free.
Cos I’ve Got A New World, Don’t Need To Go Back.
And Even If You Beg, I’ll Never Go There Jack.

Need To Get Out Of The City, Dedicate To Unwind.
Give The Finger To The Devil, Leave It All Behind.
Feel Exposed All Of The Time By This Ticking Time Bomb
Am I The Only One Who Thinks It’s All Going Wrong?
Am I The Only One Who Thinks It’s All Going Wrong?

We’re Escaping The Danger.
From The Rage And The Hate.
The World Out There Will Amaze You.
And We’ll Leave Before It’s Too Late.

We’re Escaping The Danger.
From The Rage And The Hate.
The World Out There Will Amaze You.
And We’ll Leave Before It’s Too Late.
Track Name: What Makes You Happy, Baby?
What Makes You Happy Baby? What Makes You Happy Baby?
What Makes You Happy Baby? What Makes You Happy Baby?
What Makes You Happy Baby? What Makes You Happy Baby?

When You Kiss A Girl, And It's Like, The Tide's Come In
A Hug
No Electricity
Tradesman's Sweat
I Love Sexy Deities
What Makes Me Happy? Give Me A Minute To Think

In Cuba, I Left A Group Of Friends That I Was Travelling With, And Went To The Casa Da Musica And Spent The Day Watching The Most Incredible Music,
Band After Band, For About Seven Hours, Nursing One Beer.

That's Cool.

I'm Happy Like It's The 1970's But Really It's Today. I Could Be 8 or 9 Or 46
Finding The World Service When Faraway From Home
When Your Horse Wins Well At 25 To 1

Kicking The Shit Out Of Bitches In The Boxing Ring, Then Coming Home,
Fucking The Hellbent Youth Out Of A 22 Year Old

What Makes You Happy Baby?

I Love Hearing The Phrase 'Championed By Zane Lowe'
Finding Treasure In A Charity Shop
Hearing The Correct Grammar On A Croydon Bus
Looking At My Baby Boy And Thinking 'We Did That'
An Expertly Made Gin And Tonic
Waking Up Without A Hangover
Music, Muffins, Marmite Tea
Wandering Around The Park To Mahler

Worked At Virgin Megastore In Oxford Street Back In The Day
My Boss Was Always Picking On Me, Moved Departments To Get Away From Her
Got Pissed On Tequila One Night With Her
Shagged Her Over A Wheelie Bin Round The Back Of Holborn Tube.
Been With Her 11 Years, Yeah, She's Made Me Pretty Happy.

Happiness, Is The Root Of All Evil.

Walking Past A Children's School And Hearing Disco Music Booming Out,
25 6 Year Olds Raving To The Scatman With Their Shoeless Teacher

You'll Have To Get Back To Me On That One

Cage Diving In South Africa And Coming Face To Face With A Great White Shark.
It Had The Girth Of An Old Oak Tree. When It Swam Head On At The Cage?
That Was Awesome

I Like Simple Things, I Like My Bed, I Like Food, I Like You Sometimes
When You Bring Me Food...In Bed!

I Discovered My New Favourite Cheese Last Week, It's Called Verblongchamp
My Girlfriend Bought It For Me For My Birthday
In My Considered Opinion, It Would Go Really Well In A Sandwich With Some Grapes
Let Me Give You My Guarantee
Al Pacino Take A Lesson From Me
So Test The Width, Feel The Quality
You're In A Minority If You're Not With Me
Tom Cruising Round In My Mercedes
I'm Beep Beep Beeping Up All The Ladies
So Take A Trip And Make It Snappy
Cos If There's One Thing That Makes Me Happy...

It's Lacey, Casey, Randy & Mandy
At The End Of My **** Like Sugar Candy
Amanda, Miranda, Gina & Zena
Her Big Brown Eyes, There's No-one Keener
Karen, Sharon, Chloe, Zoe
This Is Just A Fraction Of The Ones That Know Me
Vicky & Nikki, Jenny & Penny.
I Think I've Lost Count Of Just How Many.

There's That Moment When A Small Child Wants You To Pick Them Up And They Throw Their Arms Around Your Neck And Squeeze Really Tightly, And In That Moment,
There's Complete Trust And Complete Vulnerability, And It Wakes Up Some Kind Of Primal Protective Urge, And It Absolutely Does My Head In.

Getting Stuck At The Border Between Mexico And Guatemala With My Best Mate Who'd Lost Her Visa And Spending Two Days In A Police Station Being Laughed At By The Guatemalan Police Because We Couldn't Understand A Word They Were Saying And They Couldn't Understand A Word We Were Saying, Feeling Like We Were Never Going To Get Out Of There, But Finding It Hilarious All The Same.

Just A Minute Ago I Was Thinking About A Girl That Somehow's Making Me Just Irrational In The Way I'm Behaving, I'm Usually Pretty Cool.
It Feels Like When You're At School And You're A Kid And You're Like 7
It's Like A Drug, Just Peaking And Going Overboard, And It Becomes Dangerous

Everybody Was There, It Was Amazing, Such A Positive Vibe, No Ego's, A Collective Sort Of Understanding Really, All Hearts And Minds Together As One which
I Know It Sounds A Cliché, But Really, All These Amazing People,
You Were There, You Were Just Lost Amongst A Sea Of Smiles.

Let Me Tell You Just One Thing.
A Simple Kiss And I'd Be King.
I Convinced Her To Be My Wife.

What Makes You Happy Baby? What Makes You Happy Baby?
What Makes You Happy Baby? What Makes You Happy Baby?

"All The Way From Memphis" By Mott The Hoople
Getting The Countdown Conundrum
A Job Well Done
A UFO
Feeding The Ducks, Especially When One Of Them Is A Complete Bastard To The Others
Getting Dressed Like I'm Going To A Fancy Dress Party, Every Day
Tasting The Dark Fruits Of An Australian Shiraz? Yum Yum
1968
Indians Dancing
The Works Of Joseph Mallord William Turner
Hitting My High Notes
Chicken
I'm Sat At Home, on the carpet, Surrounded By A Mess Of Paper, Scissors, Card & Glue. Scratching At Some Letraset Like I'm At Primary School.
What Makes Me Happy?
No, I've Got Absolutely Nothing For You...